Playing the Boogie Woogie With a Cactus

And I bet you thought a cactus was only good for stinging. Presenting the dueling musical cacti, the Sting Boogie:

AND... the Cactus Crackling Klangspiel:

Ouch.

• Previously, I WonderHowTo Get These Excruciatingly Painful Cactus Needles Off of Me.